Absent - mindedness

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Why do I forget?

If I wear the scarf,  I forget the woolen cap

If I wear the  woolen cap, I forget the sweater

If I wear the sweater, I forget the socks
Who invented so many clothes?

If I wear the socks, I forget the gloves

If I wear the gloves, I forget the jacket

If I wear the jacket, I forget the tights

I should check my weight without the clothes!

If I wear the tights, I forget the Teeshirt

If I wear the Teeshirt, I forget the coat

If I wear the coat, I forget the ear muffs

If I wear the ear muffs, I forget the leg warmers
Is there an order, Where to begin?

If I wear the leg warmers, I forget the boots

Three days, I forgot the bra 

Luckily, I always had the panties, 
as far as I remember!

Why do I forget?

If I wear the lip stick, I forget the eye liner

If I wear the eye liner, I forget the gloss

If I wear the gloss, I forget the foundation cream
I like to lick the whole lip gloss! Yummy Strawberry!

If I wear the foundation cream, I forget the mascara
Can I cry safely with mascara or should I just pretend?

If I wear the Mascara, I forget the concealer

Where is T-Zone, can we buy it from Amazone?

If wear the concealer, I forget the eye shadow

Godness, which colour to wear? I love multi-colours

If I wear the eye shadow, I forget the lip liner

If I wear the lip liner, I forget the blusher

Do I have worms inside my face 
because the Apple of my cheek has some holes?

If I wear the blusher, I forget the Lip Balm
I need to highlight it,
My cupid's bow is designed to send arrows!

If I wear the lip balm, I forget the bronzer

If I wear the bronzer, I forget the toner

If I wear the toner, I forget the shimmer

If I wear the shimmer, I forget the moisturizer

If I wear the moisturizer, I forget the powder
Ah! I am already exhausted.
Give me a mask please!

If I wear the powder, I forget the eye base

If I wear the eye base, I forget the Primer

Now when I put all this
Don't I look like a Scarecrow?

Look, I have got a moustache, 

My man has one too!

Why do I forget?

If I wear the necklace, I forger the earrings, 

They always come in pairs, holy shit!

If I wear the earrings, I forget the anklet

If I wear the anklet, I forget the bracelet
Silver anklet or Gold bracelet?

If I wear the bracelet, I forget the hair band

If I wear the hair band, I forget the bangles,

If I wear the bangles, I forget the Rings
I only have Lord of the Rings!

If I wear the rings, I forgt the buckle

If I wear the buckle, I forget the belt

If I wear the belt, I forget the belly chain
I think, I need a rope!

If I wear the belly chain, I forget the toe ring

If I wear the toe ring, I forget the nose ring
Haaaching! Can I sneeze?

If I wear the nose ring, I forget the hair clips

If I wear the hair clips, I foget the sunglasses

If I wear the sunglasses, there is no Sun here
Is this Karma?

Why do I forget?
It is absurd.
Do you forget too?
I swear, 
I forget to Wear
Wear what I am supposed to Wear...

By Jahooli Devi